Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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