Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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