Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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