You just made me feel so damn special
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You took a bar mat shot.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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