So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Alive.
So much puke
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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