sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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