I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
