Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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