Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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