Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Farmville is her only friend.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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