How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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