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what?
penguin condom
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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