Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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