Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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