she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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