I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
sex in a hospital.. check
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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