I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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