it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
