If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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