I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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