She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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