Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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