3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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