I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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