You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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