yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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