zippers are such a cool invention
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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