Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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