What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
i think my cat just said my name.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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