Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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