Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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