going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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