Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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