I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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