Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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