thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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