He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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