4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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