I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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