Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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