brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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