Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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