I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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