there's paper in my vomit.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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