she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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