This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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