Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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