Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
two words...techno handjob
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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