Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
All the doctor said was why
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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