youre lurking in front of me
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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