the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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